Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Liz Gifs


When I think about spring break in Mexico.



When I see girls wearing knock off purses


After a night out at wicked garden.


8 Things That Don't Make Sense About "The Purge"
When I see girls wearing platform tennis shoes.

8 Things That Don't Make Sense About "The Purge"
When I look down at the text I sent at 2:02 am.


When my boss asks how my weekend was.


When my ex says he misses me


When someone tries to talk to me about their children.



When I realize that I havent had sheets on my bed for 3 days.



When I'm drinking at lunch and I see my boss walk into the same restaurant




When I see my friends are slamming vodka shots at 9:00pm



When I find out a guy has a masters degree.


Whenever my Aunt "likes" my pictures on facebook



When someone tells me they dont want to do bottomless mimosas.



When my boss tries to tell me that I need to be at my desk more.




When I got a random roomate in college.


When I see girls my age still dress like sluts on halloween.


Trying to be seductive after a night of drinking.


When my friends miss the pre game and meet me at the bar.






After accepting a free drink from a stranger at the bar.



When my mom tells me she doesnt know how to copy and paste.





When I see people post their daily adgenda on facebok. EX: "Up at 6:00, ate healthy breakfast, squezed in quick work now, now gridning it out at work. Off at 3:20 PM Sharp for dinner with my babe and then some much needed girls time. LOVE life ;). TGIF!!!!" The above quote was based on true events.





When someone tells me they want to get married on a beach.



When someone orders a burger without cheese.



When I see someone breast feeding in public.


When my Dad asks how my job search is going.


When I see someone fall






When i see someone use their fingers to pick food off a plate.


When the doorbell at work rings when I'm trying to G Chat.



When someone suggests day drinking.



When I find out my friends made plans without me.




When I see that my co worker has left his dirty dishes in the sink.






my guy freinds (left) and the girl they take home after a night at ginn mill.


When I heard Kim Kardashian was knocked up.



When someone asks me what my biggest strength is.


When someone doesnt follow me back on instagram.











When my parents ask why im still single.


When someone doesnt want their 3rd margarita at Rio.


When i see that the people at mcdonalds at DIA accidently gave me a large fry instead of a small.






When the bread basket arrives.


When I wear a new outfit and no one complements me.


When the people at whataburger forget my cheese.


When I get a wallpost from a guy I think is cute.





The last 6 months.

















Monday, June 24, 2013

Motivation Monday

LA



















As much as I love Denver, I usually cant go a month without jetting off to another city. I blame this on the fact that I have friends who not only live in Amazing cities (Austin, Chicago, LA, and New York) but who are also amazing tour guides (Thank you Austiniets Teale, Emily, Amanda, Allison and Chris  Chicagans Ross, Ryan and Josh  LAites Kelly, Natalya, Mike, Taylor and Kevin and New Yorkers Katy, Mitch, Hayley, Brendan and Blair!). My last trip on June 14th for ym friend Kelly's 26th birthday party was deffiently one of my favorite trips ever. Her and my other friend Natalya recently moved into an adorable condo 6 blocks from the beach In Santa Monica. Santa Monica has always been my favorite part of LA, ever since I went there with my friend Patti when we were 18. Everything is so bright, warm, and colorful that it actually feels sort of like living in a dream. Although my trip was short, we made sure to enjoy the wonderful weather as much as possible.
Upon landing around 6:30 on Friday night, I quickly rushed back to the girls condo and changed as quickly as possible so we could walk down to the Huntley Hotel Penthouse to grab a drink before our 9:30 reservation at Fig. The Penthouse was hands down one of the coolest places I've been to. The hotel itself is fantastic, managing to be both modern yet sophisticated and cozy. The penthouse offers stunning views of the Santa Monica water and even though it was dark I could still see the sweeping beach line and towering palm trees. We got lucky and managed to catch a group of girls who were leaving the bar just as we got in so we were able to snag their seats. They also gave us a drink recommendation, the Aperol Smash, which is something we would have never thought to order otherwise. I'm not kidding when I say it was the best drink I've ever ordered at a bar. Light, refreshing, and full of fresh fruit and top shelf liquor. While the drinks there are certainly expensive, they all look insanely impressive. Brightly colored with big chunks of fruit around the rim, made with only pure ingredients and top shelf (no shitty sugary mixtures here). The staff is also super attentive and friendly. Great experience for sure.
After finishing up our drink (plus an extra one that was purchased for us by a nice gentleman at the other end of the bar) we went over to Fig which is located in the Fairmont hotel to have a light dinner. Ironically, I had been reading rave reviews about Fig in my in flight magazine on the plane on the way to LA, so I was pretty pleased when Natalya suggested we go there. We got lucky and were able to snag a cute table right outside by the quiant swimming pool which was lit up and surrounded by tress with tiny Christmas lights. We all ordered a tequila blackberry drink which was good but couldn't really hold a candle to the decadent drink at the Penthouse. We shared the salami plate, the queso fundido, and the mushroom risotto, all which were yummy and gave us a good base for the night of drinking ahead. Once we were done eating we headed over to the Shangri La Hotel where one of Natalyas friends had rented out the entire rooftop and penthouse suite for a party. The suite was pretty awesome with cool red leather chairs and fire places that helped warm us up once the weather started turning a little windy. The rooftop was amazing with tons of strings to twinkle lights and big striped ottomans for us to plop down on. After Shangri La, we grabbed a cab and headed to The Buffalo Club to meet our college friends, Danika and Angela. The buff club was pretty insanely packed and not my favorite spot that I've been to in LA, but it was great to see Danika and Angela who I hadnt really seen in a couple of years. We also ran into a couple of Natalyas friends from New York, proving how small this world actually is. Once last call hit, we naturally got a ride home from the bouncer and passed out on the floor of the apartment while watching "Hunger Games".
The next day we woke up early so we could explore a little bit before getting ready for Kelly's birthday party at 4:00. We walked down to Montana Ave where we had breakfast at Babalu, this cute little bakery/cafe where we sat at tables that were positioned on the grassy knoll in-between the street and the side walk. We got fresh fruit and south western eggs washed down with bottomless mimosas before we headed out to Stephanie Grace where I picked up a cute cactus for my apartment. After making a quick stop to pick up balloons and booze for Kellys birthday, Kelly and I took a stroll down to the 3rd street promenade to check out Brandy Melville where we bough matching phone cases and tank tops (did I mention that we were wearing the matching cat tanks above when this occurred?).
Around 4:00, our other friends began to arrive and we did a little pre gamming before heading out to the The Bungalow. The bungalow is seriously magical. It actually feels/looks as if you are just partying at someones beach house. Our group got there early enough to beat the usually hour long lines and we quickly parked ourselves out there for the next six hours to celebrate Kelly's 26th. Best time ever. At around 11:00, Natalya , Cortney and I decided to take a cab down to Venice and check out out some of the bars there where we ordered fireball shots and cheeseburgers. We finally made it back to Natalyas around 2:00am, where I instantly fell asleep in my dress on top of the covers. Solid evening.
Sunday was my last day, so we powered thru our hangovers and went and had lunch at The Misfit. The food was honestly incredible. We decided to eat family style and ordered Mac and Cheese, Fries, Prime Rib sliders, bacon wrapped dates, roasted brussel sprouts, and crispy lobster sliders. Pure insanity and the perfect way to end my trip. I wound up getting a sun head ach towards the end of the day, so I squeezed in a quick nap before I took a shuttle to the airport. My flight was an hour delayed which wound up being sort of a blessing since I was able to watch the Spurs game in an airport bar. I didn't get home till after 1:00 am Denver time but it was well worth it. Everytime I go to LA I like it more and more and I cant wait to go back and explore more of the wonderful city! Thanks again girls for such a great trip!!

Friday, June 21, 2013

The Fallen.


I think we can all agree that Ginobili blew this series. I'm pretty bummed that the Spurs lost but there is no denying that this was a pretty exciting series to watch. Last night I watched the game while on a grouper date and luckily everyone I was with was routing for the Spurs so I didnt have to bitch slap anyone. Naturally after the loss we figured it would be a good idea to keep getting wasted. And then I alone decided it would be a good Idea to go to good times drive thru. And then I had to wake up at 6:00am to go get breakfast from Panera for my bosses. Word of advice: if you go into panera at 6:00am and order a diet coke be prepared to get alot of strange looks. Happy Friday, Everyone!


Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Happy Birthday, Kelly!!


Happy Birthday to my lovely Kelly!! Thank you for being fresh to death and always keeping it real. #SummerCampSpecial. LOVE YOU!!

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Denver Eats: Tag Burger Bar


My mom has always said that the main reason she could never become a vegetarian is because of cheeseburgers. At first, I thought this was sort of odd. I mean, think of all the other orgasmic meat based dishes. Short ribs. Bacon wrapped dates. Scallops with fois gras. My opinion instantly changed when I saw an episode of "The best thing I ever ate" that was based around burgers. I had a total epiphany on just how much I really love and appreciate a good burger (case in point: I've had 4 burgers since Saturday night, oops). So imagine my pure and utter elation when Tag, one of my favorite places in Denver, decided to open a burger bar. To say that I'm obsessed would be an understatement. Everything on the menu has exceeded my expectations, including items I never thought I'd like. Check out what I've eaten below!


  • Fried Pickles with Spicy Ranch- Fried pickles are currently experiencing a wave of popularity. And with good reason. It's a combination made in heaven. Tags version of are the knife and fork variety, long semi sweet speers covered in a light breading then dipped in tangy homemade ranch. Perfect for sharing with the table. YUM.
  • Crispy Brussels Sprouts- Confession: I never had brussel sprouts till last year. Since then I have become kind of obsessed with them, especially those of the fried variety. These are flash fried so they dont have a coat of breading, they are just crispy and delicious. They are very filling so dont plan sharing!
  • Duck Fat Fries with Tag Spice- These are hands down one of the best things I've ever eaten in Denver. Although they are something that I wouldnt normally order I decided to take the plunge and order them after seeing Tony Bourdain (my idol) rave about the wonder of duck fat fries. They are incredible. Sweet, salty, spicy, crispy, and utterly orgasmic when ordered with a side of tag sauce for dipping. They are also super cheap, costing only $2.50 for a super larger portion.
  • Truffle Parm Fries- I've always loved truffle but for many it can be overwhelming. The good thing about tags truffle fries is that they are not coated in truffle oil. The are simple a serving of their classic french fries which are then sprinkled with truffle aoli and shaved Parmesan. Yum. 
  • Old School Russets- Just their normal fries, although they should not be over looked. They are shoe string, cripsy and delicious and always cooked to pure fried perfection.
  • The Old School- This is tags standard issue burger. It may seem boring in comparison to some of the rest, but it is truely amazing. Covered in american cheese, tag sauce (a spin on thousand island), and grilled onions and pickles its perfect for those who just perfect to keep it classic.
  • The Colorado Proud- This burger is probably my favorite on the menu. I've had it with beef, lamb, and buffalo patties and each time it was delicious. Its topped with all local ingredients including haystack goat cheese, honey, and spicy green chilis. A winning combination. 
  • The Menage a Trois- I have to say, I was pretty surprised at how much I liked this burger. It comes in second place for my favorite menu item, which is odd considering I'm usually pretty wary about mustard and this one comes with a huge dollop of grey poupon. The other ingredients making up the three some? French onion "soup onions" and mounds of gruyere. Mouth party.
  • Apple Pie Milkshake- This shake is literally vanilla ice cream, milk, and a whole slice of apple pie blended together. It tastes like cinnamon toast crunch milk. Order the $4 kids size to top off your meal. Trust me.
  • Black Rose- The only alcoholic beverage I ever order here. Its borrowed from Tag and is seriously incredible. A cool spin on sangria, it has rose, vodka, and blackberry puree. It's delicious and incredibly refeshing and I never can get away with just ordering one.

Monday, June 17, 2013

Happy Birthday, Megan!


Happy (belated) Birthday to my disturbing soul sister, Megan Firth aka Stella aka Cropsey aka Mr. Kubrick aka Wesley Snipes. Thank you for always taking it to the next level with me. LOVE YOU SO MUCH!