Monday, July 22, 2013

White Girl Problems

It's very hot out. I get spray tans. I have an hour long commute. I wear lots of white shirts. This equals poo brown sweat stains on the back of my shirt(s) from sitting in the car. And lots more dry cleaning bills

I have alot of friends. Sometimes there just isnt a table big enough to house them all. Sorry.

Two Words: Combination Skin

Girls kiss my ass because they want to hook up with my guy friends.

I dont like weather that is over 85 degrees or below 40 degrees. I hate wind, snow, and humidity. This means that I'm pissed off about the weather about 345 days out of the year.

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