When my boss asks me If I like to go running.
seeing pictures from middle school
When the bartender asks me if I'm ready for another round.
When my boss asks me to put the 5 mins it took me to go out to my car on my timecard.
Trying to clean my house while hungover.
When I try to tell myself I look hot before going out.
Driving on 1-25.
When I read the expectations for grad school programs.
After looking at my bank balance on a Monday
Fighting off advances from the instaters at the bar.
Finding out that happy hour goes till 7.
Me when a co worker complains to me that they dont like the coffee I order.
Coming into the office after I spent 2 hours in rush hour traffic because of the snow.
When my girlfriends ask how I cope with going out with all dudes.
Trying to sneak out of work early.
When the guy I'm on a date with tells me he "works from home".
When someone tells me they just want to get skinny.
When I'm in a job interview and they ask why I want to leave my current job.
When I hear someone mention day drinking.
When I'm driving and someone asks me if we can make another stop.
When I hear that there are people in the bedroom taking secret keg stands from a closet keg.
After the first snow.
When I see someone post a selfie on facebook.
When Belen and I come into work every morning.
When the guy at retro room calls me "sugar"
When I want to go to chick Fila on a Sunday.
Trying not to vomit at Brunch.
When Im in a job interview at the person interviewing me asks what my skills are.
When I see that Enchiladas verdes are the special of the day at yolandas.
Telling myself I'm going to have one more drink.
Going to a place at 2:00am that I know will lead to disastrous consequences.
When I see couples in matching outfits.
When the waitress tries to clear my plate before I'm finished.
Trying to talk myself out of the horrible flashbacks I have form my blackout.
When someone tells me that they like working out.
When my boss asks me to get something done while I'm watching netflicks at my desk.
Looking through my credit card bill.
My boss trying to convince me to plan a company picnic.
How I feel when I look at excel.
How I feel Friday afternoon in the office when everyone else is gone but i have to stay because I'm still hourly.
Whenever i read an email from anyone at the office.
How I feel come 10:00am every morning.
Christmas at my parents house.
Me talking to the guy I'm seeing when he tells me he is going to vegas.
When a guy tells me he isnt ready for a relationship.
When I'm trying to convince people that "I'm fine!!"
When someone tells me you can achieve anything if you try.
When my friend and I are the first people to arrive at happy hour.
When I look at the texts I sent out last night.
All day Sunday.
When my friends text me about going out on a night when I was planning on staying in.
When I have to scrape the snow off my car before going to work.
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