When I think about spring break in Mexico.
When I see girls wearing knock off purses
After a night out at wicked garden.
When I see girls wearing platform tennis shoes.
When I look down at the text I sent at 2:02 am.
When my boss asks how my weekend was.
When my ex says he misses me
When someone tries to talk to me about their children.
When I realize that I havent had sheets on my bed for 3 days.
When I'm drinking at lunch and I see my boss walk into the same restaurant
When I see my friends are slamming vodka shots at 9:00pm
When I find out a guy has a masters degree.
Whenever my Aunt "likes" my pictures on facebook
When someone tells me they dont want to do bottomless mimosas.
When my boss tries to tell me that I need to be at my desk more.
When I got a random roomate in college.
When I see girls my age still dress like sluts on halloween.
Trying to be seductive after a night of drinking.
When my friends miss the pre game and meet me at the bar.
After accepting a free drink from a stranger at the bar.
When my mom tells me she doesnt know how to copy and paste.
When I see people post their daily adgenda on facebok. EX: "Up at 6:00, ate healthy breakfast, squezed in quick work now, now gridning it out at work. Off at 3:20 PM Sharp for dinner with my babe and then some much needed girls time. LOVE life ;). TGIF!!!!" The above quote was based on true events.
When someone tells me they want to get married on a beach.
When someone orders a burger without cheese.
When I see someone breast feeding in public.
When my Dad asks how my job search is going.
When I see someone fall
When i see someone use their fingers to pick food off a plate.
When the doorbell at work rings when I'm trying to G Chat.
When someone suggests day drinking.
When I find out my friends made plans without me.
When I see that my co worker has left his dirty dishes in the sink.
my guy freinds (left) and the girl they take home after a night at ginn mill.
When I heard Kim Kardashian was knocked up.
When someone asks me what my biggest strength is.
When someone doesnt follow me back on instagram.
When my parents ask why im still single.
When someone doesnt want their 3rd margarita at Rio.
When i see that the people at mcdonalds at DIA accidently gave me a large fry instead of a small.
When the bread basket arrives.
When I wear a new outfit and no one complements me.
When the people at whataburger forget my cheese.
When I get a wallpost from a guy I think is cute.
The last 6 months.
